Funny New Year Wishes
What is a better way there to kick off the New Year than with a huge smile and a couple of laughs? These funny New Year wishes are perfect for that quirky friend or family member who can appreciate a good joke.
*Wishing you 12 months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.
*Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
*I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “Happy New Year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, Friend.
*May this New Year bring actual change in you, nor recurrence of old habits in a new package.
*A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.
*The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.
*I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any recommendations to make since I’m already perfect.
*Happy New Year. Here is a wish for the New Year from someone adorable, handsome, and intelligent and want to see you smiling always.
*Happy New Year. Here’s to another year pretending that I like you people.
*Happy New Year. Here’s to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
*We all get the same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.
*This year may I wish you finally learn how to use your smartphone properly.
*To a New Year full of new possibilities, even though I’m sure we’ll do the same old stuff anyways.
*Happy New Year and good luck in the next year! We’ll both need it!
Funny New Year Wishes Messages 2020
Funny new year messages for cleaver wish. New year, it’s a time for unlimited fun and enjoyment. Make this happy new year Eve more entertaining with friends and others by sharing naughty and funny new year messages which are a smart way to make lots of fun! Send or tag these funny new year messages with friends or followers who connected with you on social media either may you send these in a small new year note along with a card. Dear, life is too short of making fun, so don’t let go of this opportunity to be little naughty on the joys occasion of the happy new year! This post is fully loaded by naughty and funny new year messages which you can easily share with your expected person, and they will have a pleasant moment to smile from core inside.
*Its time of the year to make new year’s resolutions that you know you can never keep. But you’ll do it anyway. Happy new year!
*One more year has gone & you’re still the dumb person you were always. Let’s hope you can be a better person this year!
*You know you’re old & tired when you want to have a nap instead of being drunk & have fun on a New Year’s Eve. Happy new year!
*The funniest thing about the last day of a year is that you can make a bunch of unrealistic to-dos list & still everyone would say you can accomplish them!
*May all your problems vanish as quickly as your new year’s resolution does every year. I wish you a happy new year full of happiness!
*Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
*No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!
*All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!
*Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!
*I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!
*I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
*Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.
*This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!
*Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Salman Khan Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachchan & Me. All The Stars Wish U A Very Happy New Year.
*If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!
*I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year, and when they arrive, I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
*To my friends, I wish peace, love and health. Blah, Blah… screw that. I wish you lot’s of sex, booze, orgasms and hope you win the lotto. Happy new year!
*As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
*This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are entirely in shape – round is a shape in geometry!
*It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!